I have two questions for you.
1.) How many orphans did you have to save in your past life in order to get knocked up by Tom Brady and manage to look like this 2 months after having his future All-American baby?
2.) Can't you at least act like you had to put in a little work to look like this so that the rest of us don't drown ourselves in our haagen daz?
I am going to take a wild guess and bet that you have never had to prostitute yourself for tile at the Home Depot.
I hate you.