Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Like a Vegan...

"Don't have a cow" took on a whole new meaning for me this month as I decided to take on a Vegan diet. I would like to tell you it's because I am vigilant about reducing the effects of Global Warming, but let's face it, it's really because I heard that Jessica Biel eats a vegan diet and I would eat tree bark covered in bird shit if somebody told me that it would make my ass look like hers.
And so started my quest on forging for food that I could actually eat. And there are three things that I learned on this Vegan Quest:

1.) Tapioca "cheese" and I got married and then went through a nasty divorce shortly thereafter in the bathroom. I have since taken out a restraining order against it.

2.) There are a surprising (and depressing) amount of ways to prepare eggplant.

3.) If this is what it takes to look like Jessica Biel, then Roseanne Barr is now my new Idol.

Here are a few pics from the Highlight Reel:

Whole Grain Spinach and Artichoke Linguine

Eggplant Parmesean, Flash-fried Green Beans, and a Green Salad.

Meanwhile, Rinks has adopted the latest Atkins Diet for Babies as he refuses to eat anything but Hotdogs and Cheese. But I must say, his abs look great...


  1. Oh my gosh! He looks so much like Ashley in this picture! We need to see him.

    Wait, so are you a vegan or not?

  2. Ummm, vegan!?! Isn't it so hard to do? I can't live without certain things...You go girl.

  3. call me when you come back to the burger.