Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Several of you have been asking for me to post some progress pictures, and of course I will be happy to oblige. So behold...


Ok, you caught me, you sneaky bitches.

This is my progress picture below. I refrained from posting pictures previously because I didn't want all of you getting so jealous and depressed (in that order)about how incredible I look, because then that would be on my conscience and who needs that? And I know what you are thinking, and no, those are not designer shorts.